"Rumors" By Neil Simon
Oct 16-26

If you’ve ever wondered what happens when gossip runs wild and no one can keep their story straight—Neil Simon has the answer. In Rumors, an upscale dinner party quickly spirals into chaos when the host is mysteriously absent, and the truth becomes harder and harder to hide. What follows is an evening of slapstick comedy, razor-sharp wit, and misunderstandings that will leave you in stitches.

This is Neil Simon at his very best—polished, smart, and absolutely hysterical. Grab your friends, grab your tickets, and prepare for a night where the laughter doesn’t stop! Advisory: Strong language, Adult themes. Advance tickets at cpptheatre.com.

Show dates:
Thursday, October 16 – 7:30pm
Friday, October 17– 7:30pm
Saturday, October 18– 7:30pm
Sunday, October 19– 2:30pm

Thursday, October 23– 7:30pm
Friday, October 24– 7:30pm
Saturday, October 25– 7:30pm
Sunday, October 26– 2:30pm

Tickets:
Thursday Special: $5
General Admission: $15
Senior (>60) & Military: $12
Students: $7

Advance tickets at cpptheatre.com.